Dear Kids on Bicycle,
Being young does not mean that you would not die if I hit you with my car. Even if you do not die, you definitely will have several injuries. So, please know that just because your school is just a few metres away from where you are at the moment, does not mean that you can cross the street with your bicycle as you please without paying any attention to us drivers.
You stopped right in front of a moving car (my car apparently) and act like nothing happened? You are lucky that I managed to break on time. You are lucky that the car behind me did not crash into me. Your lack in the sense of safety is the main reason for road accidents these days. You know why, because you think that just because you are being hit, you are the victim.
Yes, you are young but that does not make you invincible.
The Local Sport Car Girl,
RynnKhazali
p/s : I think the law that stated that if you are being hit by another vehicle, thus, you are the victim is very stupid. Why the heck they should be the victim if they are the reason we ACCIDENTALLY hit them i.e they are driving recklessly. Why should we pay the charges if it is their fault for driving/cycling/riding recklessly or talking to other motorcyclist in the middle of the road or not giving signals when they should etc. I could list down all day about this. I nearly hit another car because that person could not be bothered to give signal sebelum masuk simpang. Luckily there was no car in the next lane and I managed to elak hitting the car. We were so closed that it was only a few inches between our car.
Wednesday, May 26, 2010
Tuesday, May 25, 2010
Skin Deep
Dear Skin,
Would you please behave and stop peeling/shedding off like it is nobody business? Please have pity, I can't even eat with my hand. And what with the small cuts that you gave me the other day? Do not take revenge just because I feel so lazy to use the lotion.
Are you aware that the lotion smells weird or is it just me? My hand is all scaly and rough and buruk because of you. Don't force me to do plastic surgery, you'll be sorry!
Your Owner,
RynnKhazali
Would you please behave and stop peeling/shedding off like it is nobody business? Please have pity, I can't even eat with my hand. And what with the small cuts that you gave me the other day? Do not take revenge just because I feel so lazy to use the lotion.
Are you aware that the lotion smells weird or is it just me? My hand is all scaly and rough and buruk because of you. Don't force me to do plastic surgery, you'll be sorry!
Your Owner,
RynnKhazali
Revenge against the green man
Dear Mr. Petronas behind the Counter,
I would like to complain about your hideous service this morning. I know, it was still early in the morning (7.00 am) but please do remember that it is your job to make my fuel refilling easier. I don't need you to ruin my day.
I waited for nearly five minutes like an idiot because you could not be bothered to give me some sort of a signal to tell me that my pump is ready to be used. Everyone was looking at me as though I don't know how to fill the tank. Maybe you think five minutes is definitely nothing. Do you realise that fuel-refilling only takes me 2 minutes the most. So, five minutes is like refilling the tank nearly three times.
I kept on looking at you from afar and you kept on looking back but you still could not give me any gesture to tell me that I can use my pump. Are you blind or maybe you have the fetish of staring at people looking dumb waiting for you. Or maybe you thought I had a crush on you and thus kept on looking at the counter.
The ugly service you gave me this morning is making me all reluctant to go to your petrol station. I would altogether stop going to Petronas because I would not want to be given the same service again. For all I know, all Petronas Petrol Station in Kuching are ruled by errr, people like you.
It does not matter that your petrol station is the nearest to my house. I don't mind going the extra miles and wasting a few drops of fuel. I am like that. So, please be prepared that you might not be getting a raise afterall because you had lost a loyal customer like me.
You see, it works like this. I usually go to your petrol station twice a week, RM30 per trip. That makes RM60 per week. Which would be RM240 per month and RM2880 per year. What if I lived for another fifty years, that would be a total of RM144,000. You also have to remember that the petrol price would increase in time. Thus, I might have to pay more. And that would add up the amount of loss you would face because of me.
Ohh, did I forget to mention? You can multiply the amount by ten because I think, I'm not the only person in Malaysia who is very fussy about this kind of matter.
So, to end this letter, I would like to tell you that I convert myself to Shell Petrol. Take that, Petronas! That would teach you not to fool around with me, of all the people on Earth. Now I can help my mother to redeem her pots from her Bonuslink.
The Cause of Petronas-soon-to-be Bankruptcy,
RynnKhazali.
p/s : I'm the only person in my family to go to Petronas and now there would be no one in the family who would care to stop by Petronas anymore.
I would like to complain about your hideous service this morning. I know, it was still early in the morning (7.00 am) but please do remember that it is your job to make my fuel refilling easier. I don't need you to ruin my day.
I waited for nearly five minutes like an idiot because you could not be bothered to give me some sort of a signal to tell me that my pump is ready to be used. Everyone was looking at me as though I don't know how to fill the tank. Maybe you think five minutes is definitely nothing. Do you realise that fuel-refilling only takes me 2 minutes the most. So, five minutes is like refilling the tank nearly three times.
I kept on looking at you from afar and you kept on looking back but you still could not give me any gesture to tell me that I can use my pump. Are you blind or maybe you have the fetish of staring at people looking dumb waiting for you. Or maybe you thought I had a crush on you and thus kept on looking at the counter.
The ugly service you gave me this morning is making me all reluctant to go to your petrol station. I would altogether stop going to Petronas because I would not want to be given the same service again. For all I know, all Petronas Petrol Station in Kuching are ruled by errr, people like you.
It does not matter that your petrol station is the nearest to my house. I don't mind going the extra miles and wasting a few drops of fuel. I am like that. So, please be prepared that you might not be getting a raise afterall because you had lost a loyal customer like me.
You see, it works like this. I usually go to your petrol station twice a week, RM30 per trip. That makes RM60 per week. Which would be RM240 per month and RM2880 per year. What if I lived for another fifty years, that would be a total of RM144,000. You also have to remember that the petrol price would increase in time. Thus, I might have to pay more. And that would add up the amount of loss you would face because of me.
Ohh, did I forget to mention? You can multiply the amount by ten because I think, I'm not the only person in Malaysia who is very fussy about this kind of matter.
So, to end this letter, I would like to tell you that I convert myself to Shell Petrol. Take that, Petronas! That would teach you not to fool around with me, of all the people on Earth. Now I can help my mother to redeem her pots from her Bonuslink.
The Cause of Petronas-soon-to-be Bankruptcy,
RynnKhazali.
p/s : I'm the only person in my family to go to Petronas and now there would be no one in the family who would care to stop by Petronas anymore.
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